Saturday, January 17, 2009

Welcome Letter Destination Wedding

Crisis? ... My eggs! Quebec

Yes, is that since last January 15 I am unemployed.

Now if I can sleep at the time that I be given please, drink during the week, to see Mr. T prepare succulent dishes with the Flavor Wave Turbo, send text messages pendejas answering questions ever posed to earn $ 6.000 in those programs of TV Azteca and Televisa and more than a employee can not do, or he can do on pain of reaching the next day at the office with a face pendejodesvelado.

That's the nice part of being unemployed, the ugly part is that they stop paying you ¬ ¬.

But hey, that's not the big deal, why? well because for a trip to another country, another culture, another climate, other customs do not need money, you need something very important and underappreciated, you need:


be an asshole.


I mean, who in their 5 senses would pass over his head go to a city where a musician known only dieciochoañero lover of English history, mathematics and economics (eye, not the money) with the ridiculous amount of $2,600 $2,000 MXN?



Sí, adivinaron.

A mí.

Friday, January 16, 2009

How To Send Sms For My New Born Baby












or Quebec Ville de Quebec will , is a city is located in eastern Canada, was founded on July 3, 1608, covers an area of \u200b\u200b542.71 km 2 in 2007 had a population of 5000.691 inhabitants, and was declared a World Heritage Site in 1985.

That is roughly what the wikipedia says Quebec or Québec (if you want to pronounce in French).

I say it's a cold city of penguin ass, and when it is snowing, raining, as the sun rises at about 9 am and sets at 4 or five in the afternoon, Heaven is dichromatic in the morning is gray, and night is black, 96% of its population speak French and if you ask anything in another language, especially English safest answer is that you receive a kick in the eggs, a beautiful city right?

So what? will ask you dear readers, for the February 2 and after a stopover in the city of Montreal, the wikipedia has to be updated, as from that date and for six months the city will be a more beautiful 67.85% , interesting, educated and sensual.